The law is stupid

Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
02/22/2018 at 20:08 • Filed to: None

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So I went to federal court on the settlement with the suspicious signatures. As expected, the judge chewed my ass, brought up bad shit that has been said about me in the media, and was annoyed we were even there. She said even if the signatures were forged, the agreement was enforceable, so what do I care?

I told her that I take my oath seriously, and feel that I have an ethical obligation to my client and the court to prevent fraud from occurring. I told her I would defer to her discretion, and if she told me to complete the deal I would tell my client to do it. But I told her there was enough here for me to be concerned. She told me to have my client sign and pay and GTFO.

I am a fucking idiot. You see. I told her the truth. I have idea what I was trying to accomplish today. I am convinced there was a fraud going on, and I felt an obligation to inform the court. The judge inferred some nefarious purpose on my part and sent me on my way.

Pumpkin does not approve of this shit.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ImmoralMinority
02/22/2018 at 20:26

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Doesn’t her BS make it easy for you to appeal if you feel it’s appropriate?


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ImmoralMinority
02/22/2018 at 20:30

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Wow. What a great judge. So it doesn’t matter if signatures are genuine or forged in America. Well that’s good to know if not very very scary at the same time if I was to ever have to sign something in the U.S.

At least it’s on record you brought it up and went to court should anything try to come back on you or your client.

For the judge to bring up anything not pertinent to the case such as what is being said about you in the media is just wrong.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > ImmoralMinority
02/22/2018 at 20:52

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I do not approve this shit either. Neither does Suki

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Kinja'd!!! fintail > ImmoralMinority
02/22/2018 at 21:22

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A moronic crooked judge? Say it aint so.


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > ImmoralMinority
02/22/2018 at 21:37

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“Judge says settlement enforceable even if signatures are forged” reads like a headline on loweringthebar. You should send this in to Kevin Underhill for comic relief.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > ImmoralMinority
02/22/2018 at 21:37

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Next time;

“Oh yeah? Well, that’s just your opinion lady..”

also;

“What do you even drive”

Or

“Do you even know what a Sunchaser is?”


Kinja'd!!! Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
02/22/2018 at 22:06

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He’s hilarious


Kinja'd!!! LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > ImmoralMinority
02/22/2018 at 22:08

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Enzo is very worked up about your experience. Wait. No. No, he’s not.

Hopefully it will be something you can let go after a night’s sleep.


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop
02/22/2018 at 22:23

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I read his site every Friday morning while drinking a cup of coffee.


Kinja'd!!! Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
02/22/2018 at 22:53

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Fridaying right.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > ImmoralMinority
02/22/2018 at 23:00

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Pumpkin for president.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > ImmoralMinority
02/23/2018 at 00:45

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I’d go with the now-classic: “Im the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.”


Kinja'd!!! xyzabc > ImmoralMinority
02/23/2018 at 09:52

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That judge is not the “final judge” in matters of trying to do the right thing.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > ImmoralMinority
02/24/2018 at 11:13

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Tell me how this doesn’t set precedent for allowing enforcement of illegally forged documents?